I blame this blog….as you can see I like to blame others for my shortcomings (Adrian!).
But honestly, spices and all that jazz are the bane of my wallet….and apparently you need all that stuff to give your food actual taste…more fool me for thinking food actually has integral taste…I’m learning!
So I addressed my peers today in the newsroom and told them that the blog would have to be put on hold for a week due to my ‘zero’ bank balance…Now I wouldn’t like to say that the room fell totally silent…but you could pretty much hear a pin drop….and a few sobs….
Then James the genius piped up- really living up to his new name I must say-
‘No. Wait Jess! This can’t happen! I can’t let you do that….there must be something we can do…’
…..cue moody, rising to inspirational music as he stares towards the window, fingers fondling beard….
….Cue sexy music as he runs his fingers though his hair, flashes a smile and does a finger gun at the camera, a twinkle in his eye….
The room whooped and nodded in agreement….